Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) - Tommy Wirkola

It's everything you expect, but with a bum (Pihla Viitala's, to be exact: I rate it a ten). It was an OK film, not tricky to understand, full of cheese, but with way too much sexual tension between the brother and sister, possibly more than the characters in Stoker (2013) - Chan-wook Park from the previous night's film. Other than that little tad of creepiness, it was a pretty OK movie.

★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

Stoker (2013) - Chan-wook Park

It was better than I expected, and no less brilliant than Park's foreign language films. It was absolutely brilliant, and whilst some parts would seem wrong and offensive to some, I feel that they were done tastefully.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★